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THE BROTHEL
von , 31.12.2008 11:55
Tags: Sir , After , he , They , Valerie

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. 'May I help you sir?" she asked. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied. 'Sir, Valerie is one of ...
When Grandma goes to court (ENG)
von , 19.3.2008 22:14
Tags: Mr , he , Jones , Not , mississippi , Pointe

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and ...
an old indian story
von , 10.12.2007 06:56
Tags: Stone , he , love , yellow , Kill

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me ...
In case you missed the morning paper advice
von , 5.12.2007 19:03
Tags: New York , New , York , he , Senator

Dear Abbey, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is that everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six ...
lebenshilfe ( engl)
von , 22.10.2007 15:16
Tags: by , he , My , HELP , pump

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a ...
[engl.] ... gerade bei XING gelesen ...
von , 16.10.2007 13:34
Tags: Show , he , City , Humor , They , The First

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find ...
FSK 18 *eng*
von , 31.7.2007 17:54
Tags: he , The same , Do the , Returned , The woman

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her ...
Englischer Witz
von , 20.7.2007 21:32
Tags: he , Engländer , irish , Team , Witz , englischer Witz

Den Witz zu verstehen, muss man wissen, dass die Iren für die Engländer sowas wie die Ostfriesen für Deutsche ist. An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman are trying to get into the Olympic Stadium without paying. But the bouncer won't let them ...
two nuns (eng)
von , 16.7.2007 12:19
Tags: logical , SL , he , SM , What happened

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us ...
Never break your promise! [Engl.]
von , 25.5.2007 18:12
Tags: Queen , he , the Queen , Returned , Ahmed

Long time ago in the province of India not China.... As the story goes Ahmed was a high rank official in King Akbar's court. He had one long-standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the ...
[Eng] Douglas, the humble crab
von , 14.11.2006 16:29
Tags: by , he , Douglas , Suddenly , Throne

Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas in tears. "We can't see each other any ...
English euphemisms for not so bright people
von , 28.9.2006 15:54
Tags: he , IQ , Not , Alaska , Stupid

Ich kenne einen Nr. 2 , 4 und 10! 1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. 3. A room temperature IQ. 4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. 5. A ...
Erfolg? (englisch)
von , 20.3.2006 09:51
Tags: he , The same , Beautiful , Woman , The woman

A man walks down a street, when all over sudden he sees a young women standing next to a ladder. The girl says: "Hey, do you want to f* me, or do you want to climb the ladder to success." The man does not think for very long, he is very ...
golfplatz
von , 12.3.2006 18:55
Tags: he , Ball , Golfplatz , Roll , The woman

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground ...
Nebenbeschäftigung [Eng]
von , 23.2.2006 11:29
Tags: Hand , harry , he , Guy , Back to

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a ...
Try it... (eng.)
von , 16.2.2006 15:29
Tags: he , Miss , Returned , Beatrice , Bowl

Cure for colds!!! Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting ...
superbowl
von , 15.2.2006 10:48
Tags: Receiver , player , he , NFL , gay

Did you hear about the gay NFL player? He was drafted as a tight end, but he retired as a wide receiver!!

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gelöschte nachrichten im face wiederherstellen
von , 27.12.2009 17:18
Tags: he , hi

Will es wissen wie mal im face book gelöschten narichten wieder zurück herstellen tut wil ich braus die wo ich gelöscht habe um ne wichtige thmar

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Ice Cream For Johnny
von , 17.8.1999 17:27
Tags: the , Play , he , away , Johnny

Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper ...
The Pope (offending !)
von , 25.10.1999 17:24
Tags: the , he , Pope , The Bad , The Four

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came out and ...
Hier der Hammer !
von , 14.1.2000 08:32
Tags: Rätsel , house , the , Stein , he , drinks , WHO

Albert Einstein wrote this riddle. He was quoted saying "he believed that 98% of the world could not solve it." Are you in the top 2% of intelligent people in the world? There are no tricks-just pure logic. 1.) There are 5 houses in 5 ...
Ältester Comp.
von , 29.2.2000 08:20
Tags: Computer , welt , he , timeline , Comp

Wie alt ist der älteste Computer der Welt?
Beatles/Walrus
von , 9.3.2000 17:42
Tags: song , Ahnung , Stimmen , he , Death , beatles

Hat jemand eine Ahnung, was die Stimmen am Ende von I'm the Walrus sagen?
He leute brauche Glide Wrapper
von , 5.5.2000 21:48
Tags: he , wrapper , Glide

Ich habe eine RivaTNT mit denn neuesten Treiber von PC Action und lud mir einen Glid Wrapper runter von derr Creativ seite aber wenn ich jezt NDFS 2 SE Spiele dann bleibt das bild schwarz kann mir einer von euch im Forum einen richtig guten ...



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