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Von: , Frage gestellt am Mi, 6. Sep 2000
Why are married women heavier than single?
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>Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
>Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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>How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
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>dishes?
>Both of them.
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>Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
>They won't stop to ask directions.
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>How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
>He buys two cases of beer.
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>Why are blonde jokes so short?
>So men can remember them.
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>How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
>We don't know; it has never happened.
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>Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
>They all already have boyfriends.
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>What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
>A widow.
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>Ehen do you care for a man's company?
>When he owns it.
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>How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
>Put the remote control between his toes
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>What did God say after creating man?
>I must be able to do better than that.
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>What did God say after creating Eve?
>"Practice makes perfect."
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>How are men and parking spots alike?
>Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped
>or extremely small.
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>What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
>They're married.
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>Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
>God says: "So you would love her."
>"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
>God says: "So she would love you."
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