Fortschritt
Von: , Frage gestellt am Fr, 19. Jan 2001
An Israeli doctor said "medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor said "that's nothing!". In Germany, "we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks".
A Russian doctor said, "in my country medicine is so
advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks".
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah!". We are about to
take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the
country will be looking for work the next day."