Never break your promise! [Engl.]
Von: , Frage gestellt am Fr, 25. Mai 2007
Long time ago in the province of India not China....
As the story goes Ahmed was a high rank official in King Akbar's
court. He had one long-standing wish - to suck the Queen's
voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the
Queen he got frustrated. One day, he revealed his desire to the
King's chief adviser, Birbal, and begged him to do something about it.
Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that, afterward,
Ahmed would have to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for arranging things.
Ahmed agreed.
The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and
poured it into the Queen's bra that she had left out while she was
taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity, much
to the King's anxiety.
Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that only special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added
that such saliva was only to be found in Ahmed's mouth. King Akbar
summoned Ahmed, and for the next four hours, Ahmed violently sucked
the Queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing, he got what
he always desired.
Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission was
over and his lust satisfied, he refused to pay Birbal anything, and
in fact he shooed him away. Ahmed, of course knew that Birbal could
never report this matter to the King.
But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal. Next day, Birbal duly put the
same itching lotion in King Akbar's underwear.
The King again calls Ahmed.
Moral of story: Never Break Your Promise.