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Product Warnings:
„Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.“ – On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
„Do not use while sleeping.“ – On a hair dryer.
„Do not use in shower.“ – On a hair dryer.
„Warning: This product can burn eyes.“ – On a curling iron.
„Caution: Hot beverages are hot!“ – On a coffee cup.
„For external use only!“ – On a curling iron.
„Warning: May contain small parts.“ – On a frisbee.
„Do not use orally.“ – On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
„Please keep out of children.“ – On a butcher knife.
„Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.“ – On a battery.
„Warning: Do not use on eyes.“ – In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
„Do not look into laser with remaining eye.“ – On a laser pointer.
„Do not use for drying pets.“ – In the manual for a microwave oven.
„Do not use as ear plugs.“ – On a package of silly putty.
„Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.“ – On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
„Warning: knives are sharp!“ – On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
„Not for weight control.“ – On a pack of Breath Savers.
„Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.“ – On the label of a bottled drink.
„Theft of this container is a crime.“ – On a milk crate.
„Do not use intimately.“ – On a tube of deodorant.
„Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.“ – On a box of rat poison.
„Fragile. Do not drop.“ – Posted on a Boeing 757.
„Cannot be made non-poisonous.“ – On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
„Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.“ – On a portable stroller.
„Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.“ – On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
„Look before driving.“ – On the dash board of a mail truck.
„Do not iron clothes on body.“ – On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
„Do not drive car or operate machinery.“ – On Boot’s children’s cough medicine.
„For indoor or outdoor use only.“ – On a string of Christmas lights.
„Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.“ – On a child sized Superman costume.
„This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am.“ – On a hospital’s outside access door.
„Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.“ – On a sign at a railroad station.
„Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.“ – On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
„Product will be hot after heating.“ – On a supermarket dessert box.
„Do not turn upside down.“ – On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
„Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame.“ – On a lighter.
„Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.“ – On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
„Not for human consumption.“ – On a package of dice.
„May be harmful if swallowed.“ – On a shipment of hammers.
„Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty.“ – A printed message that appears in a television
advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
„Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.“ – In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
„Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.“ – From a manual for an SGI computer.
„Warning: May contain nuts.“ - On a package of peanuts.
„Do not eat.“ – On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
„Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.“ – On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one
would assume were handholds.
„Warning: May cause drowsiness.“ – On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
„Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.“ – Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
„Do not use orally after using rectally.“ – In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
„Turn off motor before using this product.“ – On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
„Not to be used as a personal flotation device.“ – On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
„Do not put in mouth.“ – On a box of bottle rockets.
„Please remove before driving.“ – On the back of a cardboard windshield (for keeping the car from getting too hot when parked).
„Remove plastic before eating.“ – On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
„Not dishwasher safe.“ – On a remote control for a TV.
„For lifting purposes only.“ – On the box for a car jack.
„Do not put lit candles on phone.“ – On the instructions for a cordless phone.
„Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.“ – On the packaging for a wristwatch.
Small Print From Commercials:
„Do not use house paint on face.“ – In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
„Do not drive cars in ocean.“ – In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
„Always drive on roads. Not on people.“ – From a car commercial which shows a vehicle „body-surfing“ at a concert.
„For a limited time only.“ – From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
Signs and Notices:
„No stopping or standing.“ – A sign at bus stops everywhere.
„Do not sit under coconut trees.“ – A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.
„These rows reserved for parents with children.“ – A sign in a church.
„All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.“ – A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
„Malfunction: Too less water.“ – A notice left on a coffee machine.
„Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone.“ – On a form in a clinic.
„You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.“ – On a bag of Fritos.
„Fits one head.“ – On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
„Payment is due by the due date.“ – On a credit card statement.
Safety Procedures:
„Take care: new non-slip surface.“ – On a sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building.
„In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.“ – One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer
camp.
Ingredients:
„Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment
agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit.“ – The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
„100% pure yarn.“ – On a sweater.
Instructions:
„Remove the plastic wrapper.“ – The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the
plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
„Open packet. Eat contents.“ – Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.
„Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.“ – Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.
„Use like regular soap.“ – On a bar of Dial soap.
„Instructions: usage known.“ – Instructions on a can of black pepper.
„Serving suggestion: Defrost.“ – On a Swann frozen dinner.
„Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.“ – On a bag of cat biscuits.
„In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.“ – In a car manual.
„Please include the proper portion of your bill.“ – On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.
Requirements:
„Optional modem required.“ – On a computer software package.