A little 12 year old girl was going to get her first store bought hair cut, and she was a little nervous about it. So her mom got her a twinkie cake and told her if she gets a little nervous while the beautician is cutting her hair, just eat the twinkie and that would take her mind off of it. Well sure enough, the next day while she was getting her hair cut she started to get a little upset. So she took her twinkie out and started to eat it. The beautician seeing what was happening, said: „honey, your getting hair on your twinkie.“
The little girl said „yea, and I’m getting boobs too.“
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, „I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!“ The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, „That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!“
Happy Skiing
Rolf
der ist fast noch besser
THE BOY’S BIG NIGHT OUT
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he makes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy
insisted on the family pack telling the pharmacist he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night the boy shows up at the girl’s parents’ house and meets his girlfriend at the door. „Oh, I am so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!“
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still in deep prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, „I had no idea you were this religious.“
The boy turns and whispers back, „I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.“
*ggg*
Schönes Wochenende
Rolf