IBM
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
Idiots Building Machines
I’ll Buy Macintoshes (next time…)
It Bit Me
It Built Microsoft
It’s Better Manually
I’ve Been Mislead
I’ve Been Mugged
WINDOWS
Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
When I Need Data Output Without Speed
While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WIN
Whoppingly Immense NOP
Worm Infestation Netware
MS-WINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT
My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology
Well Intended, Network De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally
WINDOWS (as a) Network Trojan
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
DEC: Dump Everything and Close
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out
HCL: Hilarious Computer Logic
HP: Hot Pursuit
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MAC: Most Absurd Computer
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Teenagers
NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
WARP: What A Rot Program
AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
BASIC: Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DOS: Defective Operating System
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics
SCSI: System Can’t See It
WWW: World Wide Wait
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