Hallo Partner,
hat jemand vielleicht xmas-stories in englisch oder einige URL’s?
Gruß Rosi
Hi Rosi,
zwar keine Story sondern ein Gedicht, aber trotzdem gut:
Money’s short
Times are Hard
Here’s your fucking
Christmas card
Twas the night before Xmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse…
Mom at the whorehouse
And Dad smoking grass
I’d just settled down
For a nice piece of ass…
When out on the lawn
I heard such a chatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter…
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick…
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell…
Hi filled all our stockings
With pretzels & beer
And a big rubber dick
For my cousin the queer…
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart…
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night!!!
Nicht ganz stubenrein aber ich mag’s!!
*g*
liebe Gruesse,
Astrid
Hi Rosi,
und scon wieder ich, dies’mal mit ein paar Links:
http://www2.gasou.edu/gsufl/german/xmas/xmas.htm
http://www.night.net/christmas/poems12.html-ssi
http://www.christmas-stories.com/index.php
http://www.infostarbase.com/tnr/xmas/
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/1510/
http://www.ucalgary.ca/~dkbrown/christmas.html
http://www.kidsdomain.com/holiday/xmas/stories.html
Sollte erst’mal reichen, oder?
liebe Gruesse,
Astrid
thanks a lot!
from Rosi