A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me they were
cramming for their finals.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do … write to these men? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what’s the speed of dark?
How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why don’t they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?
If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Is it true cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word „lisp“ to have an „s“ in it?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?