Just a few deep thoughts

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me they were
cramming for their finals.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do … write to these men? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what’s the speed of dark?

How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees?

Why don’t they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?

If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Is it true cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word „lisp“ to have an „s“ in it?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Hi!

Sehr schön! Hab’s gleich weiterverschickt und gespeichert…

How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees?

Nur: was heißt „gruntled“? LEO schweigt…

Danke!

Dennis =o)

Wortspiel

How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees?

Man hört nämlich immer nur von „disgruntled employees“ ->unzufriedene Arbeitnehmer.

Das Gegenteil wären ja zufriedene Mitarbeiter, aber das Wort „gruntled“ (ohne die Negativ-Vorsilbe DIS) gibt es nicht.

Wortspiele sind irgendwie nicht mehr lustig, wenn man sie erklärt…

Myriam

o)

Nur: was heißt „gruntled“? LEO schweigt…

Das Wort gibt’s eigentlich gar nicht. Ist quasi das Gegenteil von „disgruntled“ - z.B. die unzufriedenen Mitarbeiter…

Und wo bleibt der Pflichtwitz? *ggg*

Hier noch eine Herausforderung für LEO:
Two of Clinton’s sperm are swimming around in Monica, when one of the sperm looks at the other and says, „Hey I think we are coming close to the ovaries“ … the other looks at the other sperm and says, „Hey relax, we just passed the tonsils.“