Intelligence Test
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He
asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround
herself with intelligent people.
He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. „I do so by asking them the
right questions“ says the Queen. „Allow me to demonstrate“. She phones Tony
Blair and says: „Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your
mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child ist not your
brother or sister. Who is it ?“ Tony Blair responds: „It’s me, ma’am.“ -
„Correct. Thank you an good-bye, sir“, says the Queen. She hangs up and
says: „Did you get that, Mr. Bush ?“ - „Yes, ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll
definitely be using that !“
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the Chairman of the
Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to
the White House and says: „Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a
question for me.“ - „Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind ?“ - „Uhh,
your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child ist not
your brother or sister. Who is it ?“ Helms hems and haws and finally asks:
„Can I think about it and get back to you ?“ Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.
Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and
they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with
an answer. Finally, in desesperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State
Department and explains his problem. „Now lookee here, son, your mother has
a child, and your father has a child, and this child ist not your brother or
sister. Who is it ?“ Powell answers immediately: „It’s me, of course, you
dumb cracker.“
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims: „I know
the answer, sir ! I know who it is ! It’s Colin Powell !“
And Bush replies in disgust: „Wrong, it’s Tony Blair.“
