Two whales, a male and a female, were
swimming side by side in the ocean.
Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship
in the distance. He recognizes it as
the whaling ship that killed his father.
Filled with anger, he says to his female
companion, "That’s the ship that killed
my father! Let’s swim closer!"
When they were close enough, the male said,
"Why don’t we swim under the ship and blow
air through our blow holes and break the
ship into a million pieces? That will be
sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.
So they each took a deep breath of air,
swam under the ship, and blew enormous
amounts of air under the ship. The ship
flew into the air and crashed back to
the sea and broke into a million pieces.
The pair of whales started to swim off
when they realized that the sailors
were floating in the ocean. The male
whale was furious and said to the female
whale, "They’re still alive, but I’ve got
another idea. Let’s swim around and gulp
down all the sailors!"
That’s when the female stopped swimming,
looked at her companion and said,
"Oh no… I agreed to the blow job but
I’m NOT swallowing the seamen!"