a little whoolie went town to the irish pub recently. when he entered into the graclin’, the landlord asked:
„since when have you trebbled those gurleys?“
the whoolie - after a vincal preak - said:
" haven’t you flittered my shloshes recently?"
this was definitely too much for the landlord , as he replied: " well yawnie, this is cludding out, you’d better leave the staggs in your pants!"
bitte übersetzen!
PW: wer witze in exotischen englischen dialekten ohne übersetzung postet, wird mit hebräischen witzen nicht unter 4 zeilen bestraft.
hallo MOD,
ja bitte! 
pw
Children’s Sh’ma
A Jewish boy in grade school was listening to his Hebrew teacher quoting Scripture.
„The L-rd our G-d is One,“ the teacher declared.
„When will He be two?“ the youngster asked.
PW: wer witze in exotischen englischen dialekten ohne
übersetzung postet, wird mit hebräischen witzen nicht unter 4
zeilen bestraft.
ist per mail unterwegs…
)
gruss
khs
PW:A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face.
“Oh you think that’s funny.? Watch this!” He gets a baseball bat out of His truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres. Now she’s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over.
“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle."
Oh dear me, not in Irish …
PW
Ein Mann fährt Taxi, will dem Fahrer etwas sagen, und tippt ihm daher auf die Schulter. Der Taxifahrer zuckt zusammen, hält vollkommen verschreckt an, reißt die Tür auf, springt raus und läuft laut schreiend davon. 5 Minuten später kommt er zum vollkommen verdatterten Fahrgast zurück und erzählt ihm verschämt: Entschuldigen Sie, aber bis vorgestern fuhr ich einen Leichenwagen…
it ain’t irish, mate…
…
pw:An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. „Don’t worry about that,“ says St. Peter, „it’s only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings.“
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams. „Oh my goodness,“ says the old lady, „now what is happening?“
„Not to worry,“ says St.Peter, „they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo.“
„I can’t do this,“ says the old lady, „I’m off down to hell.“
„You can’t go there,“ says St. Peter, „You’ll be raped and sodomized.“
„Yes“ says the old lady, „but I’ve already got the holes for that“