und …
… dann waren da noch …
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let’s have coffee and donuts.
ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
QUAKER: Let’s not fight over this shit.
FORTEANISM: No shit??
12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
DEISM: Shit just happens.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
THEOSOPHY: You don’t know half of the shit that happens.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH’s WITNESSES: knock. knock. Shit happens!
MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
BAHA’I: It’s all the same shit.
OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit.
merci.
gernot
ps: deine liste ist das, was ich gesucht habe, mir fehlte bislang der zweite teil.