In the beginning,
God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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In the beginning there was nothing…
In the beginning there was nothing
and God said: There will be light!
…and there was still nothing, but you could see it.
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