Hallo!
Habe ein paar Computerwitze gefunden. Hoffentlich sind hier noch nicht alle bekannt…
Gruß, Annegret
A project always goes through six stages: stage one is confusion (nobody knows what to do), stage two is enthusiasm (everybody wants to do something), stage three is disillusionment (nobody wants to do anything), stage four is looking for the people to blame, stage five is blaming the people who did anything and stage six is rewarding those who did nothing.
When I said I needed a bus for the local area network, my uncle said it might be easier to take a taxi.
Abkürzungen:
CIO career is over
WWW world wide wait
IBM I blame Microsoft
ISDN it still does nothing / I smell dollars now
SCSI system can’t see it
Why is the Web like a supermarket?
You will find everything in it, except the one thing you came in for.
Surfing the web isn’t like surfing at all. Not even if you stand on the ironing board.
99% of all computer errors take place somewhere between the keyboard and the chair.
What would happen if IT companies built cars?
- Your airbag would ask „Are you sure?“ before it inflated.
- You would have to buy an extra user licence for each passenger.
- Your car would have big problems each time they changed the markings on the road.
- If you rang an emergency service because your car broke down on the motorway, they would tell you to bring it in for servicing.