> > > >
> > > >> Subject: the most powerful word
> > > >
> > > > The most powerful word?
> > > >
> > > > Well, shit…
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You can be shit faced,
> > > > shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > With a little effort, you can get your shit
> > > > together, find a place for your shit
> > > > or decide to shit or get
> > > > off the pot.
> > > >
> > > > You can smoke shit,
> > > >
> > > > buy shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > sell shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > lose shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > find shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > forget shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > and tell others to eat shit and die.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Some people know their shit
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > while others can’t tell
> > > > the difference
> > > > between shit and shineola.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > There are lucky shits,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > dumb shits,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > crazy shits,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > and sweet shits.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > There is bull shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > chicken shit.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > and horse shit.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You can throw shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > sling shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > catch shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > or duck when shit hits the fan.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You can give a shit
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > or serve shit on a shingle.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You can find yourself in deep shit
> > > > or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Some days are colder than shit,
> > > > some days are hotter than shit,
> > > > and some days are just plain shitty.
> > > >
> > > > Some music sounds like shit,
> > > > things can look like shit,
> > > > and there are times when you feel like shit.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You can have too much shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > the right shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > the wrong shit or
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > a lot of weird shit.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
> > > > and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come
> > > > out smelling like a rose.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the
> > > > basic building block of creation.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And remember, once you know your shit,
> > > > you don’t need to know anything else!
> > > >
> > > > You could pass this along if you give a shit…; )
> > > >
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