Bean Salad (engl)

Freizeit & Hobby Witze
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Waiter, what is this stuff? That’s bean salad sir. I know what it’s been, but what is it now?

2

Waiter, what is this stuff? That’s bean salad sir. I know what
it’s been, but what is it now?

Beide deine Witze haben ein Sternchen verdient. Hab sie an einen Prof für Linuistik geschickt.
Gruß, Alexander

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noch zwei englische !
A wood worm is coming into a pub and asks:
„Is the bar tender here?“

A man is coming into a bar, carrying a block of asphalt with him.
„Two beers please - one for me and one for the road !“

Waiter, what is this stuff? That’s bean salad sir. I know what
it’s been, but what is it now?

Beide deine Witze haben ein Sternchen verdient. Hab sie an
einen Prof für Linuistik geschickt.
Gruß, Alexander

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Hallo Alexander,

danke für die Blumen, ich fand beide auch sehr gut!

Gruß
Frieda

PW:
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries how old the temple is. „This temple is 2503 years old“, replies the guide. Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure. „Easy“, replies the guide, „the archaeologists said the temple was 2500 years old, and that was three years ago.“

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Hi Matthias,

love ´em!

Gruß
Frieda

PW:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the end of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: „Take only ONE. God is watching.“
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, „Take all you want. God is watching the apples.“

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Waiter, what is this stuff? That’s bean salad sir. I know what
it’s been, but what is it now?

Variante = PW

Waiter, what is this?

It’s bean soup, sir.

But I asked for recipe, not for the history.