Wie gebe ich der Katze eine Tablette?

Hi,

wo kann ich diesen Text finden oder hat’s jemand gespeichert und kann’s mir schicken?

Vielen heissen herzlichen Dank im Voraus!!

liebe Gruesse,
Astrid

PW (engl):

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
business behind a head stone or something. One of them had nothing to
wipe with so she thought she’d take off her knicks and use them, then
throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home.
The next day one woman’s husband phoned the other husband and said „We’d better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her knickers“ „That’s nothing“ said the other „Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse that said ‚From all the lads at the fire station. We’ll never forget you‘.“

http://www.doris-welt.de/pille.htm

pw:

Java ist performant

Auch im Forum von http://www.tiergeschichten.de gibt’s Varianten davon, in
Deutsch und in Englisch:
http://211276.homepagemodules.de/topic.php?&board=21…

PW1: In a world without frontiers who neeeds gates and windows?

PW2, falls der erste nicht gilt:
Treffen sich zwei Schnecken. Eine davon hat ein blaues Auge. „Was hast denn du
angestellt?“, will die andere wissen. „Ja weißt du“, sagt die eine, „ich war
gestern im Wald joggen. Plötzlich schoss vor mir ein Pilz aus dem Boden…“