Da bei meinem letzten ja einer sich an seine Jugend erinnert fühlte und nicht bedenkt daß hier auch Kid mitlesen die nicht alle alten Witze kennen… hier ein neuer. Hoffe unser Witzexperte kennt den noch nicht:smile:)))) Gruß Steffen
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following:
„Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.“
„You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,“ retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country we don’t speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives…
„Hey, coola down lady,“ said the man. „Who talkin’ abouta
sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella
‚Mississippi‘.“