5 Germans in a Audi Quattro
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: " It`sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
" Vot do you mean it`z illegal?" asks the German driver.
" Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
" Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile" , the Germans retort
unbelievingly. " Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
" You can`ta pulla thata one on me!" , replies the Italian customs agent. " Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, - " You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
" Sorry" , responds the Italian official, " he canta come. Hesa busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.
