You know the difference between having sex in a boat and american beer?
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There is none. It´s both fu**ing close to water…
Um die Geschichte richtig zu erzählen.
Australische Philosophen sind in Amerika.
„Hey, we brought our own beer.
What? You brought your own beer?
Yes.
Why?
Because american beer is like making love in a canoo.
Making love in a canoo?
Yes, it’s fucking close to water.“
Monthy Pythons Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Thank you, Bruce!
Grüße
Bruce (responsible for the sheep’s dip)
„Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely sober…“
Appropos Immanuel Kant …
Warum hatte Immanuel Kant keine Kinder aber Johann Sebastian Bach so viele?
Kant beschäftigte sich mit dem Ding an sich, Bach kannte die Fuge!