Top Smart Ass Answers 2004

Freizeit & Hobby Witze
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Smart Ass Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
„I’ve been waiting for you all day,“ the cop said.
The kid replied, „Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.“
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on is way
without a ticket.

#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2004…

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
„Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it,
no other excuses whatsoever!“
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
„What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?“
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence
is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
shakes her head and sweetly says „Well, I guess you’d have to write
the exam with your other hand.“

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Smart Ass Answer #5:A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for
the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without
missing a beat…she said, „Sir, I need to see your ticket not your
stub.“

Smart Ass Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at
the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her
family. She asked a stock boy, „Do these turkeys get any bigger?“ The
stock boy replied, „No ma’am, they’re dead.“

Smart Ass Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, „Low Bridge Ahead.“ Before he knows it,
the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop
gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on
his hips and says, „Got stuck, huh?“ The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.