A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, „Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.“
The stonecutter insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.
"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: „That’s Strange!“
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here
lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.
"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read
it, they would be certain to remark: „That’s Strange!“
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„That’s Strange!“
And that`s nice!
PW:
Mr.Smith goes to the tailer for to let him make new trousers. The tailor asks:
„Mr.Smith, do you carry left or right?“
„Let him swing.“