A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout,
and she turned to him and said,
„I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease;
it’s just that you look so much like my late son.“
He answered, „That’s okay.“
"I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out
„Good bye,Mom " as I leave the store,
it would make me feel so happy.“
She then went through the checkout,
and as she was on her way out of the store,
the man called out, „Goodbye, Mom .“
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him
Pleased that he had brought
a little sunshine into someone’s day,
he went to pay for his groceries.
„That comes to $121.85,“ said the clerk.
„How come so much … I only bought 5 items…“
The clerk replied,
„Yeah, but your Mother said
you’d be paying for her things too.“
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying,
„Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!“
After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said,
„Do you think you’re stupid, Little Davie?“
„No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!“
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