indianer Fishing The First The Official Chief

weiser Indianer *eng*

Von: , Frage gestellt am Di, 31. Jul 2007

An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial Pipe and eying two U.S. Government officials sent to Interview him. 'Chief Two Eagles,' asked one official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done. The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?

The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and then Calmly replied, 'When white man found this land, Indians were running it. ' No taxes.' 'No debt.' 'Plenty buffalo. ''Plenty beaver.' 'Women did all The work.' 'Medicine man free.' 'Indian man spent all day hunting and Fishing.' 'All night having sex.'

Then Chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

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    Re: weiser Indianer *eng*

    Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

    "Yeah," says the other cowboy.

    "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

    Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

    "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

    The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

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