One-two-three [Engl.]

Henry is getting on in years and finds that he has , hmm, a ‘small’ problem. Nothing his doctor prescribes , seems to correct the situation. So the doctor suggests the services of native Indian Medicine Man.

“ Yes , I can help you” the old Medicine Man says , and throws some white powder in a flame that flashes with billowing blue smoke.

“This is a very powerful medicine – you can take it , but only once a year – all you have to say is *one-two-three* , then it will get up and stay for as long as you wish. “

“O.k., but what about when we’re done and I don’t want to continue anymore?”

So the Medicine Man replies softly: ” Then all you or your partner have to say is : *one-two-three-four* , and it will go down again – for an other whole year.”

Henry rushes home. Exited with anticipation , he is ready to surprise Jeannette . He showers, spiffies himself up , and , laying next to Jeannette , calls ‘one-two-three’ .
Swoosh … his manhood is instantly aroused .

Jeannette , who was facing away from him , turns over and asks : “ What did you say one-two-three for?”

apros pos englisch:
Ein Poesie- Wettbewerb in Australien. Die Teilnehmer hatten ein Gedicht über „Timbuktu“ zu dichten. Der Favorit dichtete:

I was a father all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu.

Der Sieg schien ihm sicher, er wurde aber übertroffen:

When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three girls free to rent.
They were three and we were two-
so I booked one and Tim booked two.