Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, ‚I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.‘
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked „What are you sellin’ here?“
One of the men replied sarcastically, „We’re selling ass-holes.“
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, „You’re doing well. Only two left.“
Der ist echt gut!
Why do blondes wear grand-loop earrings?
They can stick in their legs while making sex!
Why do blondes wear grand-loop earrings?
They can stick in their legs while making having sex!
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, „I’ll take that bet!“
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, „I can’t take this, you’re my friend.“ The blonde said, „No. A bet’s a bet.“
So the redhead said, „Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.“
The blonde replied, „Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!“
Hi Jasmin,
whats the difference between making or having. The result is absolute pleasure!