haikus?
Hallo db,
fallen haikus aiuch unter das, was du dir vorstelllst? Da
muesste es im www jede Menge geben. Ich hab gerade nur die
(Witz-)Microsoft-Haikus in e-Form parat, aber will sie dir
trotzdem nicht vorenthalten…
und dann auch noch meinen Kurzgedicht-Favorit:
Der, den ich liebe, hat mir gesagt, dass er mich braucht.
Darum
gebe ich auf mich acht,
schaue auf meinen Weg,
fuerchte von jedem Regentropfen,
dass er mich erschlagen koennte.
Keine Garantie fuer exakte Wortwahl. Es ist, glaube ich, von
Brecht.
Und mein Lieblings-haiku:
HAIKU.
Gesundheit.
hihihihi…
baw
MS HAIKUS
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crash’d.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams.
Yesterday it work’d.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
„My Novel“ not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao–until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.