It’s nice to be a Preiss, but it’s higher to be a Bayer.
but the best ohne Zweifel, is to come from the Eifel
Na dann passt mal auf, wenn der Vulkan kommt… *lach*
PW:
Noch ein paar Autokennzeichen
AIC… Arsch im Cockpit
FFB… Fahrer fährt Blöd; oder „Fahrst furt, Bauer?“
nönö
It’s nice to be a Preiss, but it’s higher to be a Bayer.
Its much higher to be an Allgayer
But of the allerhighest rank is to be an underfrank!
bye
Rolf
DA MUSS ICH AUCH GLEI
lieber gott, lasst uns danken,
selbst für ober, unter und mittelfranken
grüße aus münchen
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keinen plan – ich würde ausm stand heraus fisch sagen
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meinst du etwa wie über das münchner vorstadt-ghetto augsburg??
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Hallo Haegar
Kann nicht sein. Das sind die Aargauer. (AG) Achtung Gefahr.
Noch ein paar Schweizer Kennzeichen:
ZH = Zucht Häusler oder Zuwenig Hirn
BE = Bin Eilig (mit Berner Dialekt und entsprechend gedehnt auszusprechen…)
BS = Blöde Sau
BL = Blödes Läckerli
GR = GRönländer
Noch ein paar Länderkürzel:
A = Ar***loch
GB = Griminal Bolizei
NL = Niente Lire
CU
Peter
wahre bedeutung der Kfz-Kennzeichen:
Davon muss es doch überall Varianten geben?
Was Autokennzeichen wirklich bedeuten!
Deutschland:
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AA |Aalen |alles Arschlöcher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AB |Aschaffenburg |armes Bayern |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Arsch-Offen-Burg |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AIC |Aichach |Arschloch im Cockpit |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AK |Altenkirchen |AIDS-Kranker |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ALS |Alsfeld(alt) |Achtung, Landwirt steuert |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AÖ |Altötting |Ausgewanderter Österreicher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ARN |Arnstadt |außer Ruinen nichts |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ASZ |Aue/Schwarzenberg |asozial |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AW |Ahrweiler |arme Winzer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AZ |Alzey |Alter Zottel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AZE |Anhalt-Zerbst |Auto zu Ende |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BA |Bamberg |blutiger Anfänger |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BB |Böblingen |blinder Bauer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Bin blind |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Balla-Balla |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BC |Biberach |Bayrisch-Congo |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BGD |Berchtesgaden |bayrische Gebirgsdeppen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BI |Bielefeld |das Kürzel sagt alles |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |blöder Idiot |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BIT |Bitburg |Bauer in Trier |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BM |Erftkreis |Beule machen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |bereifte Mörder |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BO |Bochum |bekloppter Ochse |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BOR |Borken |Bauer ohne Rücksicht |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BRA |Brake |Bauern rechts ab! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Bremer Rest-Abfall |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BU |Burgdorf |Bauer unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BS |Braunschweig |Bald Schrott |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |besengte Sau |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|CLP |Cloppenburg |clericales LumpenPack |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |charakterloser Perverser |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|COE |Coesfeld/Westf. |Chaos ohne Ende |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|CW |Calw |Calwer Wildsau |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|D |Düsseldorf |Dussel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DA |Darmstadt |dämlicher Anfänger |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |dummes Arschloch |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DAH |Dachau |Depp auf'm Heimweg |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DAN |Lüchow-Dannenberg |Die armen Nachbarn... |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Dümmster Autofahrer Niedersachsens |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DD |Dresden |dummer Dussel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DE |Dessau |dummer Esel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DEL |Delmenhorst |Deutschlands eiligste Loser |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DH |Diepholz |dummer Hund |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |doller Hecht |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DL |Döbeln |dummer Löffel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DLG |Dillingen |Deutschlands letzte Gegend |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DN |Düren |dumme Nuss |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DO |Dortmund |doofe Ochsen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DT |Detmold |Dorftrottel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DU |Duisburg |Deppen unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|DÜW |Bad Dürkheim/Wstr. |Doofe üben wieder |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|EBE |Ebersberg |Ein beschränktes Exemplar |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ED |Erding |entsprungener Depp |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|EL |Emsland |Entwicklungsland |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|EN |Ennepekreis |Europas Nieten |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ERH |Erlangen-Höchstadt |Erlangen-Hinterland |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Ein richtiger Hohlkopf |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ES |Esslingen |Entflohener Schwabe |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ESW |Eschwege |Eine Sau weniger |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Esel sucht Weg |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Eisenach West |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|EU |Euskirchen |Esel unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FD |Fulda |Fahrer döst |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FF |Frankfurt/Oder |falscher Fuffziger |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Fahre freihändig |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FFB |Fürstenfeldbruck |Fahrer fährt blind/besoffen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Fünf Flaschen Bier |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FL |Flensburg |fliegende Latrine |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FO |Forchheim |fei Obacht! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |fahrender Ochs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FR |Freiburg |fahrender Rollstuhl |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FRI |LK Friesland |Vorsicht - Riesenidiot! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FRG |Freiung-Grafenau |Fahren - reine Glueckssache |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FS |Freising |Fährst Scheiße... |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FTL |Freital (alt) |Faul, träge, langsam |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FÜ |Fürth |Fahrer übt |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FW |Fürstenwalde |Freiwild |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GAP |Garmisch-Partenkirchen |Geh auf's Pedal! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |größter anzunehmender Penner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GE |Gelsenkirchen |Goil, ey! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GF |Gifhorn |Geisterfahrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GG |Groß Gerau |große Gefahr |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GK |Geilenkirchen |Geisteskranker |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GL |Bergisch Gladbach |Gottes Lieblinge |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Gesetzlose/Gehirnlose |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GRZ |Greiz |Gehirnreduzierte Zone |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GS |Goslar |gefährlicher Sonntagsfahrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GS |Goslar |gesengte Sau |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GT |Gütersloh |Gehirntot |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GV |Grevenbroich |gemeiner Verbrecher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GW |Greifswald |grausame Wilde |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HAL |Halle |Hirnamputierter am Lenker |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HAS |Hassberge |Hirsch am Steuer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Henker auf Straße |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Höchste Alarm - Stufe |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HB |Bremen |halb Besoffener |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Hängebusen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |halt Blödies |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HBS |Halberstadt |Hängebauchschwein |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |hinter Braunschweig |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |hinter Bosnien |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HEI |Kreis Dithmarschen |Hilfe, ein Irrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HF |Herford |heiße Fracht |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HG |Bad Homburg |höchste Gefahr |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HH |Hamburg |halbes Hirn |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HIG |Heiligenstadt |Habe Informationen geliefert |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HL |Lübeck |Hamburg Land |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HN |Heilbronn |Habenichts |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HO |Hof |Hornochse |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HOL |Holzminden |Homos oder Lesben |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HP |Heppenheim |hortet Pfennige |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Hein Plöt |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HR |Homberg/Efze |hirnlose Rindviecher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |hessisches Rindvieh |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HRO |Hansestadt Rostock |hirnlos rasende Ossis |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Hier raucht's ordentlich |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HS |Heinsberg |Hosenscheißer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HSK |Hochsauerlandkreis |Hilfe, sie kommen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Hör nichts, Seh nichts, Kann nichts |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |halb so klug |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Hochsauerlandkasper |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Homo sucht Kumpel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Hier sterben Kinder |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HU |Hanau |Hackklötzchen unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Hessisch-Uganda |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|HWI |Hansestadt Wismar |halbwegs Intelligent |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Harnwegsinfektion |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|IK |Ilmkreis |Idiotenkarre |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|IZ |Itzehoe, Kreis Steinburg |Idiotenzone |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|JEV |Jever (jetzt FRI) |jeder ein Verückter |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KB |Korbach |Kuh-Bauer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |komplette Blödmänner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KC |Kronach |keine Chance |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KF |Kaufbeuren |kleine Fische |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KG |Bad Kissingen |kein Gehirn |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KEH |Kelheim |kein eigenes Hirn |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KF |Kaufbeuren |krimineller Fahrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KH |Bad Kreuznach |kein Hirn |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KLE |Kleve |Keiner lenkt einfältiger |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |kleines, lebendes Erdferkel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |keine lebenden Einwohner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KN |Konstanz |Karambolage naht |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KR |Krefeld |keine Rücksicht |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|KÜN |Künzelsau |Kraftfahrer übt noch |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LAU |Lauf |lauter Arschlöcher unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LB |Ludwigsburg |lauter Blöde |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LDK |Lahn-Dill-Kreis |Land der Kasper |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LIP |Landkreis Lippe |lüsterne, impotente Pimmel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LL |Landsberg/Lech |Lalli |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |lange Leitung |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LN |Lübben |Lachnummer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LOS |Landkreis Oder-Spree |Land ohne Sonne |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |lausige Ossis |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LP |Lippstadt |Lumpenpack |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LS |Lüdenscheid (alt) |lästiger Sauerländer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LU |Ludwigshafen |Looser unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LWL |Ludwigslust |Leberwurstland |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MA |Mannheim |Müll-Abfuhr |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ME |Mettmann |motorisierter Esel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MEI |Meiß |mit eingeschränkter Intelligenz |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MHL |Mühlhausen/Th. |Mielkes HandLanger |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MK |Märkischer Kreis |Mistkutscher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Meckerkopp |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Märkisch Kongo |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Matschköpfe |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MOL |Märkisch-Oderland |Meine Oma lenkt |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MOS |Mosbach |müde oder schläfrig |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MS |Münster |meistens schicka (besoffen/knülle) |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MSP |Main-Spessart |Mir san prima |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Mamma sucht Pappa |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Mein Schwein piepst |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Macht sie platt! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MTL |Muldentalkreis |Mutantenland |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MTK |Main-Taunus-Kreis |meine teure Knautschzone |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Mülltonnenkutscher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|MZ |Mainz |mieser Zipfel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NDH |Nordhausen |nicht deutscher Herkunft |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NEA |Neustadt/Aisch |Neandertaler |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NES |Neustadt/Saale |nahezu erloschenes Sehvermögen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NEW |Neustadt a.d. Waldnaab |noch ein Wichser |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NF |Nordfriesland |Nordferkel (die Firma gibt's wirklich)|
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NI |Nienburg |nur Idioten |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NOH |Nordhorn |noch ohne Hirn |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Nutten ohne Hosen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NOM |Northeim |Nicht ohne Mutti |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Nimm Oma mit |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NU |Neu-Ulm |Niete unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NVP |Nordvorpommern |noch vor Polen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NW |Neustadt/Wstr. |nackte Wahnsinnige |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NWM |Nordwestmecklenburg |Niemand will mich |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OAL |Ostallgäu |Oberarschloch |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OBG |Osterburg |Obergauner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OD |Bad Oldesloe |ohne Durchblick |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OE |Olpe |oller Esel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |ohne Erfahrung |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |ohne Erbarmen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OF |Offenbach |ohne Führerschein |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OG |Offenburg |Oh Grauen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OH |Ostholstein |ohne Hirn |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OHA |Osterode/Harz |Oberharzer Affe |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OHV |Osthavelland |ohne Hirn und Verstand |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OHZ |Ober-Holzhausen |ohne Hirn zugelassen! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Ochs hinterm Zaun |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OL |Oldenburg |oller Lümmel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OR |Oranienburg |Ohne Rücksicht |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Oberrindvieh |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OS |Osnabrück |ordinäre Sau |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|OVL |Oberes Vogtland |Ochs vom Land |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|PE |Peine |peinliche Erleuchtung |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|PI |Pinneberg |perverse Irre |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Provinzidiot |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Pennt immer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|PLÖ |Lk. Plön |Pennt leider öfter |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|PS |Pirmasens |Pfälzisch-Sibirien |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|QLB |Quedlinburg |qualvoll lebende Bevölkerung |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |querlenkender Blödmann |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|RAS |Rastatt |Rambo am Steuer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|RE |Recklinghausen |Rettet Euch! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|RO |Rosenheim |rasende Ochsen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ROW |Rotenburg/Wümme |Rum oder Whisky |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|RS |Remscheid |Rammt sie! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |rasende Sau |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Ruhe sanft |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|RT |Reutlingen |Reine Taktik |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|RZ |Ratzeburg |rüde Zeitgenossen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Rübenzüchter |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SAD |Schwandorf |Sieht alles doppelt |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Sadisten |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Sau auf Durchreise |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SBK |Schönebeck |saublöder Kraftfahrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SDH |Sondershausen |Sippe der Hampelmänner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SFA |Soltau/Fallingbostel |Sau fährt Auto |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |So fahren A\*\*\*\*löcher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SHG |Landkreis Schaumburg |Säufer, Huren und Ganoven |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SHL |Suhl |Sonntagsfahrer hält Lenkrad |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SI |Siegen-Wittgenstein |Superidiot |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Suche Intelligenz |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SLS |Saarlouis |Saarländische Lenkradsau |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SLZ |Bad Salzungen |Stirb langsam, Zoni! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SO |Soest |So'n Ochse |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SON |Sonneberg |Sonntagsfahrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SP |Speyer |Spinner pennen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ST |Steinfurt |stocktaub |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Stiertreiber |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Süd-Texas |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|STA |Starnberg |Scheiße, totaler Anfänger... |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|STD |Stade |Sie töten Dich |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|STL |Stollberg/Sa. |Sachsens trotteligster Landkreis |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SU |Siegburg |Sau unterwegs |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Suche Unfall |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|TBB |Tauberbischofsheim |taub, blöd, blind |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |tausend blöde Bauern |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|TF |Teltow/Flemingen |Trabbifahrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|TIR |Tirschenreuth |Trottel im Regen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Tod im Rücken |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|UN |Unna |Unfall naht |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|VB |Vogelsberg |vollkommene Blödmänner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|VGL |Verkehrsgemeinsch. Lippe |Vorsicht, gestern losgefahren |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|VIE |Viersen |Vollidiot im Einsatz |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|VRS |Vk-verbund Rhein-Sieg |Vorsicht, radikaler Schnellbremser |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|VS |Villingen/Schwenningen |verirrter Schwachkopf |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WAF |Warendorf |wilder Affe fährt |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WAK |Wartburg-Kreis |Wessi-Abwehr-Kommando |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WBS |Worbis |War bei Stasi |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WES |Wesel |Was ein Spinner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WF |Wolfenbüttel |wilder Fahrer |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WHV |Wilhelmshaven |Wir haben Vorfahrt |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Wir hinterlassen Verletzte |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WL |Winsen/Luhe |wahnsinniger Landwirt |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WOB |Wolfsburg |Wilder ohne Bildung |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WST |Westerstede |Wir stechen Torf |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Wir sind Töffel |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Wir sammeln Tote |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WTM |Wittmund |Wir trinken Milch |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Wit töten Menschen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WÜ |Würzburg |weiter üben |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WUG |Weißendrof-Gunzenhausen |Windbeutel und Gauner |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WW |Westerwald |wilde Wutz |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|WZL |Wanzleben |Wanzen, Zecken, Läuse |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ZE |Zerbst |Zum Erbarmen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
Und die Schweiz:
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AI |Appenzell Inner Rhoden |Alpsteinidioten |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|AG |Aargau |Achtung Gefahr |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BE |Bern |blöder Egoist |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BL |Basel Land |blöder Lulatsch |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|BS |Basel Stadt |blödes Schwein |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Blondine steuert |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|FR |Freiburg |Frauenrammler |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GE |Genf |Geile Emma |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GL |Glarus |Gen-Laboratorium |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|GR |Graubünden |grauenvolle Raudis |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|JU |Jura |Jugoslave |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|LU |Luzern |lauter Unfähige |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NW |Nidwalden |Nichtswisser |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|NE |Neuenburg (Neuchatel) |Nicht einschlafen! |
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|OW |Obwalden |Ohne Wohnung |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SG |St. Gallen |selbst gef\*ckt |
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|SH |Schaffhausen |Schweinehund |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|SO |Solothurn |Sterilisierte Ochsen (naja) |
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|SZ |Schwyz |Sozialzürcher |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|TG |Thurgau |Taube Greise |
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|TI |Tessin |total irre! |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|UR |Uri |Unten riecht's |
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|VD |Waadt (Vaud) |völlig doof |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|VS |Wallis (Valais) |völlig Scheiße |
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|ZG |Zug |Ziel getroffen |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
|ZH |Zürich |Zuchthäusler |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
| | |Zuwenig Hirn |
|-----+--------------------------+--------------------------------------|
Gruß,
Darkwing ^v^