An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a „Thanks for flying XYZ airline.“ He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane.
She said: „Sorry, mind if I as you a question?“
„Why no, Mam,“ said the pilot, „what is it?“
The little old lady said: „Did we land or were we shot down?“
Gruß
Petzi