hallo romana 
Hi Lego,
wird’s nu kriegerisch?
aeh? *g*
Oder meinst Du, es soll kein Atommüll
auf den Mars, denn Mars bringt verbrauchte Energie sofort
zurück?
die amis haben das ja schon versucht, zumindest die aufklaerung fuer gute endlagerplaetze. leider moegen das die martians nicht und haben bis dato jede sonde abgeschossen. zumindest die letzteren, die ersten waren eh schrott.
Vielleicht ist Dein Joke gar kein Joke und Pan Tau hatte ein
Interview. Wie dem auch sei…
welcher joke soll keiner sein? und an Pan Tau glaube ich nicht, wie koennte ich da an ein interview von ihm glauben?
ciao lego
PW. leichte hebraeisch-kenntnisse von vorteil *g*
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