Hallihallo,
gerne würde ich ein Sticky machen, in dem diverse Airline-Abkürzungen auftauchen wie z.B.:
Wisst Ihr noch ein paar?
bye
Rolf
- SAS = Sex and Service
- ALITALIA = Always late in takeof and late in arrival
- SABENA = Such a bloody experience never again
- PIA = Please inform Allah
- AUA = Another useless Airline
- TAP = Take another plane
- LUFTHANSA = Let us f*** the hostess as no steward available
Hallo Rolf,
gern vervollständige ich Deine Liste:
AA (American Airlines) - Always Awful
AI (Air India) - Allah Informed
ALITALIA - Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival ,Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) - Better On A Camel ,Bloody Old and Careless
CA (Air China) - Choose Another
CAAC (Civil Aviation Authority of China ?) - Chinese Airline Always Canceled , China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes
CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.) - Can’t Promise Anything (New code CAI) - Crash And Ignite, Call Ambulance Immediately, Circle Airport Indefinitely, Cruise Above Iceland, Cancel Alaskan Itinerary, Call Attendants „Idiots“, Check All Items, Copilots Are Imbeciles, Casual Atmosphere Inside
DELTA - Don’t Even Leave The Airport, Don’t Ever Leave The Airport, Don’t Even Let Them Aboard, Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
EAL (Eastern) - Eastern’s Always Late
ELAL - Every Landing Always Late
KLM = Koop Lockheed Majesteit (Buy Lockheed, Your majesty, after the Lockheed bribe scandal which involved HRH Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands)
LOT (Polish Airlines) - Last One There, Luggage On Tarmack (wave 'bye!)
LUFTHANSA - Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available
PA (Philippine Airways)- Please Avoid
PAL (Phil. Airlines) - Philippines Always Late
PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) - Please Inform Allah, Panic In Air ,Perhaps I Arrive
QANTAS - Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
SABENA (Belgium) - Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again, Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) - Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) - Sweet And Sexy, Sex And Service
SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) - So Incredible, Aah
TACA - Take A Chance Airline
TAP (Portuguese Airl.) - Take Another Plane
TRANSAVIA - To Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed.
TWA (Transworld Airl.) - Travel Without Arrival, Try Walking, Asshole , Try Walking Again, The Worst Airline, Took Wrong Airline, Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective), Travel With Arabs, Terrorist Welcome Aboard, Terrorists With Arms, Teenie Weenie Airlines, Traveling Without Air, Tiny Wings Aflappin , Time Waste Airlines
Usair - Unfortunately, Still Alleghany In Reality
Gruß, Maja
…fehlt nur noch die
NWA = Northworst Airlines
Heimatflughafen Detroit/MI. Ich dachte damals bei der Landung auf halbwegs vereister Piste, dass der Pilot den Vogel quer zur Rollbahn stellt, was vermutlich bei einer DC10 nicht lustig gewesen wäre.