Präsidentin(engl)

Freizeit & Hobby Witze
1

The first Jewish woman President is elected, and she calls her Mother:
„Mama, I’ve won the elections, you’ve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.“
„I don’t know, what would I wear?“
„Don’t worry, I’ll send you a dressmaker“
„But I only eat kosher food“
„Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food“
„But how will I get there?“
„I’ll send a limo, just come mama“
„Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.“

The great day comes, and mama is seated between the Supreme Court Justices and the Future Cabinet members.
She nudges the gentleman on her right:
„You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible ?.. Her brother’s a doctor!“

2

noch ne Präsidentin…auch engl.
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton go to heaven. They stand before God on his throne.
God asks them: who are you?
Al Gore says: My name is Albert Arnold Gore Jr. and I was the vice-president of the USA
God: That’s great Al, come sit on my left. Who are you, my son?
Bill C: I am William Jefferson Clinton and I was the President of the USA
God: That’s wonderful, come sit on my right. And who are you, my daughter?
Hilary C: My name is Hilary Rodham Clinton, and you’re sitting on my chair!